My poor housemate, Mathew

Poor Mathew,

Usually I'm tidy, well I try to be, anyway. But I seem to be going through a bad dishwashing phase. It seems to be a self-reproducing pile of dishes. I do them but then they reappear, only there's more of them. Right, I'm off to do the dishes. Sorry, Mathew :)

I am a good cook, though, that kind of makes up for it :)

I hope!